piss

 there is no square inch of space on this planet that has not been untouched by piss. i was sitting down in a public park enjoying some ice cream and not five yards away from me i heard the sound of a belt being unbuckled. on my break at work i see some yuppie taking their dog to piss beneath my favorite tree. i sit there, asshole. back further, one of my earliest memories is searching after this baby bird to rehabilitate, saint that i am, where from the view of a back alley i see a teenager pissing in the corner of the school yard. the 18th century british stage actor once said "’Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but Death and Taxes". what he should have said was death and taxes are as certain as the piss seeping into groundwater. better don your stillsuits, boyo.